A seven day absence has been in order so that I may complete some gastronomical tests. The results of which are below:
1 - Frozen Supermarket Burgers, especially those with bacon, are not good for you at all, especially when washed down with frozen chicken nuggets and dim sims. Your intestines will hate you, and you will die.
2 - While Frozen Supermarket Burgers are cheap, McDonalds, it turns out, is cheaper.
3 - This does not make McDonalds good.
4 - Splitting 2 Big Macs, 2 cheeseburgers, 4 lots of fries, mcnuggets and chips between you and a friend, while being good value, will not only make your intestines hate you, but your stomach will go on strike. Be thankful if your liver doesn't up and leave and your kidneys don't rupture.
5 - All this will make your girlfriend sick.
6 - The fact she doesn't leave means something special.
7 - This is not an excuse to eat more McDonalds, tempting though it is.
8 - Jesus, Buddha, Moses, and Mohammed all hate McDonalds.
9 - It still beats health food.....



.... sometimes.

:p