Lame Jokes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman notices and says:
"Hey, we've got a cocktail named after you".
The grasshopper looks confused and says:
"What, Trevor?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it felt like it

Q: What do you call an angry bee?
A: A grumble-bee

Q: What did the orange say to the lemon?
A: "Hello lemon"

You: Ask me if I'm a firetruck
Them: Are you a firetruck?
You: No

Q. Why did the boy fall of the bike?
A. Cause someone through a fridge at him.

Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did Susie fall off her bike?
A: Because she was a fish

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs is both the same.

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
A: Four, two in the front and two in the back.

Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: There's a set of footprints in the butter

Q: How do you know if there's two elephants in your fridge?
A: There's two sets of elephants in the butter

Q: How do you know if there's three elephants in your fridge?
A: There's three sets of footprints in the butter

Q: How do you know if there's four elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a mini parked outside.

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refridgerator?
A: You can't while the elephant is in there.

Q: All the animal kingdom have a meeting together in the middle of the jungle, which animal doesn't attend?
A: The elephant of course, he is stuck inside the refridgerator.

Q. what do you call a fish without an eye?
A. fsh

Q. whats red and looks like a bucket?
A. a red bucket.

Q. whats green and looks like a bucket?
A. an undercover red bucket.

Q. what do you call a gorilla with an AK47?
A. sir.

Q. why did bobby fall off the trampoline?
A. bobby was a stove

Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: To hide upside-down in bowls of custard

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in strawberry patches

Q. Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A. so he could hide in apple trees

Q. How did tarzan die?
A. picking apples

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
A bear walks into a bar, and after a few minutes, he chews a massive chunk off the corner of the bar. having finally got the barkeep's attention, he asked for a bourbon. "sorry sir, we dont serve you druggo types in here" he replies and walks away. disgraced, the bear stands up and yells "im no addict!" to which the barkeep responds "oh? and what about that bar bit you ate?"